Tax the Flatulent Humans not the Cheddar Cutting Cows!

Junk: 01.06.09 star Observations, Politics star

The EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) has let one brilliant backdoor-trumpet of an idea out. In what can only be described as the rectum-roars of cushion-creepers they have tickled-tush with their proposal to tax the gastronomical-repercussions of bovines (read about it here). Look out, these barking-spider politicians will stop at nothing to blow their trouser-trumpet in order to acquire more money for the government—poofume for pigs, anyone?

I would like to suggest that the EPA use a one-cheek-sneak and impose a tax on some of my friends given to the frequent spreading of their colon-cologne—you know who you are—look out the EPA will be on your ass… err, I mean donkey… err, cow.

4 comments ↓

#1 peter bang on 01.06.09 at 4:03 am

man, i saw that on the news the other day. haha, your writing skills are top notch!

#2 kerrin on 01.06.09 at 4:20 am

Thanks Peter!

#3 peter bang on 01.06.09 at 5:15 am

i had to show my wife this and we were cracking up together.

thanks for the comment on my blog but you did leave a comment on the wrong post which confused me for a second. but then i thought that must be part of your ‘blog rebellion’.

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