Sharkianity : A Religion of Aquatic Salvation

Junk: 10.14.08 Observations

I’ve recently converted to the religion of Sharkianity. The prophet, Tiger Shark of Marvel Comics told of the coming virgin birth of a shark that would save the world from the depths of Oceans.

I know some will ask why do you believe this? My response will be, “The Marvel Comic tells me so.” Some may then ask, how I know “The Marvel Comic” to be true. Well, the comics claim to be absolutely true and verbally inspired by Tiger Shark himself. Therefore, I know it is true.

To those who say the religion doesn’t have any empirical evidence all I have to do is point to the proof of the virgin birth of the Shark (news article). Now, I must set about my proselytizing work and convert as many as I can to Sharkianity. The Shark saves us from the depths of Oceans! Amen.