Sharkianity : A Religion of Aquatic Salvation
10.14.08 
Observations no comments
I’ve recently converted to the religion of Sharkianity. The prophet, Tiger Shark of Marvel Comics told of the coming virgin birth of a shark that would save the world from the depths of Oceans.
I know some will ask why do you believe this? My response will be, “The Marvel Comic tells me so.” Some may then ask, how I know “The Marvel Comic” to be true. Well, it says it’s true within the individual comics.
To those who say the religion doesn’t have any empirical evidence all I have to do is point to the proof of the virgin birth of the Shark (news article). Now, I must set about my proselytizing work and convert as many as I can to Sharkianity. The Shark saves us from the depths of Oceans! Amen.
