Resolution to Prove Mythical Creatures Exist
Junk: 01.07.08 
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Everybody likes to make new years resolutions for themselves, which more often then not are unachievable. Things like: weight lose, quit smoking, eat healthy, be nice to others, etc. All of these are either extremely hard or self-focused. Myself, I wanted to make a resolution that is both attainable & would not just benefit me but the whole world. So I have resolved in twenty-o-eight to find definitive proof of popular “mythical creatures.” The easter bunny will be first on my list. When spring rolls around there is plenty of evidence of old-floppy-ears in all the grocery stores that I can collect. The only problem is the bunny’s affinity for eggs… last I check bunnies don’t have much to do with eggs… but maybe the whole egg thing is a resolution to tackle in 2009.
Proving the tooth fairy’s existence will also be easy. I could collect a ton of interviews with children who have received a visit from the quintessential queen of the canines. It’ll be hard to deny once the sheer numbers of those claiming an experience with her majesty are in. I wonder where does she get all that money?… Hopefully not illegal drug sales. I know fairies like to play with “dust”… Well that’s probably another one for 2009.
Stay tuned as I will be posting updates on my progress in proving the existence of mythical creatures.
Are there any other “mythical creatures” you would like to see me prove this year?
8 comments ↓
Kerrin this is too funny. I laughed out loud. I studied in Wales (I think I told you that). Anyways, I traveled more than studied and went to Loch Ness in Inverness (upper Scotland). A bunch of us stayed in a cabin in the middle of no where! It was so fun and a little scary. I have pictures of us by the lake or whatever it’s called. So if you’d prove the Lochness monster is real I’d really appreciate it! (Fairy “dust” too funny).
leprechauns. unicorns. intelligent employees at Home Depot.
Kelley, yea I’m gonna have to back to the fossil records for those intelligent Home Depot employees… come to think of it I’m not sure humans walked the earth the same time as them… it may be a tough one.
Try coming out to San Diego to do some research. I was amazed to find that the Home Depot employees out here are very intelligent. Just one trip out here could save you from having to do all that fossil research…and, it’s not such a bad place to visit…
can you take a picture and send it to me?
Maybe you can get that dude snorting crack down the corner to help. He see’s unicorns….
Jess, They must have deep froze them in carbonite back when they used to be helpful. The west cost is so wacky sometimes. Pictures would be nice. Thanks.
Dr. Evil, I am hesitant to take advice from someone so evil, such as yourself… but I will attempt to look up this “dude”.
lol…….. PRETTY FUNNY
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