The War On Christmas Curbed By The UN
Junk: 12.04.07 
Culture, War on Christmas
The War on Christmas has experienced a slight set back as the meddling, do-good-er, mam-be-pamby folks at the United Nations for Promoting Peace Not~War During Christmas Time have drafted a resolution stating:
There is no credibly evidence that this Christmas Consumerism of Mass Destruction (CCMD) is an aggressive threat. The War on Christmas must be stopped. Further unauthorized action will result in sanctions.
I don’t see this as a major obstacle to the war effort. In the wise, winsome words of a leader we all love and adore, “You are either with us or against us in the war on…” Christmas! Furthermore the UNPPNWDC is a bloated, corrupt bureaucracy (sorry, that’s a little very redundant) that has long outlived is usefulness to the world and may also find itself in the cross hairs. We have tried and tried to pursue diplomacy to no avail. War was never our first choice… nobody wants to go to war… war is our last choice. I have to make the tough decision. Sometimes you have to fight for what you believe in, freedom!
Many of you will die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make. - Lord Farquar in the movie Shrek
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Kerrin! “We have tried and tried to pursue diplomacy to no avail. War was never our first choice… nobody wants to go to war… war is our last choice. I have to make the tough decision.” -spoken like a true politician. Those ads are great…it makes me want to join your war but I think I’ll just enjoy the mayhem that is Christmas. I knew when you went after Josh you were going to “get it”. Keep fighting the good fight Kerrin!
In light of the respect I have for you and your organization, I will refrain from attacking the war on Christmas at this time. I will say that the UNppnwdc has been on the South Beach diet, so calling us bloated is a false statement. We have also drastically reduced our bureaucratic red tape in the last five years since I’ve been president.
hehehehehe!!!! This is hilarious!!!
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