Where Have All The Jocks Gone?

Junk: 10.13.07 Observations

Recently I overhead an email (A spy forwarded it to me) containing a conversation about planning a pickup football game for grown men. The sentence most pertinent to today’s discussion is:

The whiners have won, we’re going to play at 4:30pm instead of 2:30, so everybody can watch the ’skins and go to baby parties and do whatever else.

Now this begs the question, where have all the jocks gone? It seems hard to believe that a jock with any self respect would whine, let alone allow whining to take place in relation to THE GAME. Second I find it amazing that grown men are attending baby parties. Where is the superior strength, masculine stature, and physical prowess of those men attending baby parties? The real jock would have been on the field. Please, if you know where they have gone let me know.