Birthday Pie

Junk: 06.26.07 Observations

How did the cake come to be a shoe-in for birthday desert and who made this to be? Man, I wish I could have been around when this decision was made. Of course, I would like to have been there as I am now, not in my youth. Since I was deceived and duped into the whole you-will-like-birthday-cake as a child. Now, of course, I have a commanding taste for what is truly good, having eaten a plethora of deserts in my life thus far. In my obviously humble opinion, pie should be the birthday treat served at every party. For one thing there are so many more types of pies then there are cakes… the choices and possibilities are endless. With a cake you are stuck with a dry, bland or spongy center with the same old vanilla or chocolate icing, which typically tastes like sugar-chalk. So please don’t offer me birthday cake I wont eat it, it offends my taste buds.